Why Guys Like Asian Girls - Anna Akana
Everyone needs to watch this video. Now.
100% on point especially about men thinking that having “yellow fever” is a compliment and we’re supposed to be flattered by it. It’s the #1 way to parade around your blatant racism.
the sound of
teenage girlsguys laughing/talking/yelling near you when you’re by yourself is literally the most terrifying thing a person can experience
Tatiana Zavialova photographed by Ellen von Unwerth for Vogue Italia, May 1995
Yes, it does.
Guys get morning wood because our bladders fill up during the night and begin to press against our prostate, causing arousal. Our dicks don’t just feel the sun coming up and think “My time has come”
Um. No. Idk about the whole boner wave thing but morning wood doesn’t really have aything to do with your bladder or your prostate. Unless they suffer from erectile dysfunction with a physiological cause, people with penises get 3-5 erections per night, during REM sleep, no matter what they dream about (so, it doesn’t necessarily have anything to do with arousal). It’s like stretching. And if they don’t get these erections during the night, their penises can lose elasticity and shrink 1-2 cm in length.
So, hypothetically… if I could take a bunch of MOOCs (Massive Open Online Courses) and read books at Barnes and Noble all day… and then be able to display my knowledge and understanding of the subject on an equal, if not higher, level than a college student… then, hypothetically… why is everyone paying for college again?
(Answer: Because a college degree isn’t about education, it’s a class marker. If we cared about everyone being educated, we would accredit free online courses and allow people to achieve intellectual growth and success without going into debt. But that’s not what college is for. I mean, yeah in college you can travel and learn from amazing professors and start your own anything and have access to facilities and resources and money, yeah, college is all that. And I’m not discrediting anyone who loves college but… college, at the end of the day is a business. College is just one more big way to perpetuate the system. But I say f**k the system, man.) #FreeEducationForAll #LearnRadically"
Vanessa Newman (Washington, DC) - haikuology.tumblr.com